Typical Man

Yep he is a typical man. On my way home last week from picking up some groceries I decided that I would stop in for a pint on my way home. He usually goes to the pub on Mondays’ so I thought that I would join him for a quick pint. And low and behold A was sitting at the table with him. Of course I stayed and made her time there very inhospitable. Once A left I asked him why she was there, and expecially why he was buying her drinks. Well after letting him know AGAIN how I felt about her, he denied that I said I didn’t want him to see her and just that she wasn’t allowed at the house. I again told him that she is to go away, end of story. Well I figured that would be the end of it.

On the weekend I needed to use his cell phone and found a text from A she sent him on Monday after she left the pub with us;
“Well that was just as enjoyable as a colonic irrigation (her number inserted) love x”
So not did I only delete it I sent her a text from my phone;
“Leave (insert his name) alone. You aren’t wanted around us”
I think it stroke a cord in her. And I got a response of ;
“What is it you think is going on?! For gods sake I’m seeing someone and sure (insert his name) needs friends as well as a wife, that shouldn’t be viewed as a threat. I’ve not done anything to you so perhaps if you have nothing nice to say you shouldn’t say anything to me. He’s a big boy and can make his own decisions”
Well I just couldn’t let her get away that can I? So I responded to her ;
“ I know he’s ‘a big boy’ I don’t care for you. As respect for another woman, please stay away from him. There are 3 billion people in the world. We don’t need you as a friend. Unless you actually like colonic irrigation.”

Her move now. But not only that…. I looked at the house phones most recently called numbers…surprise surprise her number came up. Let’s see what happens now.
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